{"id":207,"date":"2022-04-06T18:34:10","date_gmt":"2022-04-06T18:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eternaluseonly.com\/index.php\/2022\/04\/06\/i-want-a-job-i-just-dont-wanna-find-a-job\/"},"modified":"2022-04-06T18:34:10","modified_gmt":"2022-04-06T18:34:10","slug":"i-want-a-job-i-just-dont-wanna-find-a-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eternaluseonly.com\/index.php\/2022\/04\/06\/i-want-a-job-i-just-dont-wanna-find-a-job\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I want a job. I just don\u2019t wanna find a job\u2026. Ehenever I try to apply to a bunch of places it\u2019s such a bitch and they ask all these  stupid  questions \u201cwhat do you think about cars?\u201d \u201cHow big is your dick?\u201d Blah blah blah. They need to make an app where I can just prefill a standard app and just click apply on a bunch of jobs <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want a job. I just don\u2019t wanna find a job\u2026. Ehenever I try to apply to a bunch of places it\u2019s such a bitch and they ask all these stupid questions \u201cwhat do you think about cars?\u201d \u201cHow big is your dick?\u201d Blah blah blah. They need to make an app where I can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eternaluseonly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eternaluseonly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eternaluseonly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eternaluseonly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eternaluseonly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eternaluseonly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eternaluseonly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eternaluseonly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eternaluseonly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}